Bumbling

Billy the bison loved to ride bikes, but bikes did not love him. They would bend and break under the burden of his belly, and he'd fall with a boom and a bang.

Unibrow or Hairpiece:

you decide.

dry for ideas

making something out of nothing ?... AH !!!

A Different Kind of Zoodle...

Emoticomics

If only...

I like candy

baseball

anyone up for a game!?

bernieee !!!

aside from the grotesqueries and of course yoda... this is an interpretation of an event that occurred on the train yesterday morning . it was inspired by "bernie" the local hobo.

the dialogue, however, is verbatim as i remember it :|

8:35 AM

(OS) WELL WHAT YOU REALLY WANNA DO!!!...

(OS) ...I MEAN ANYONE CAN MAKE A MOVIE...

...ANYONE WITH A VIDEO CAMERA CAN SHOOT...

...THE BLAIR WITCH PROJECT!!! ITS NOT LIKE YOU HAVE BE....

... REESE WITHERSPOON FROM VANITY FAIR!!!...

(train braking)

(OS) next stop. S-T-double D's

ps. "bernie" is a name i settled on and not his actual name

hippop-optimus prime

Stupid fruit flies.

I've had a fruit fly infestation problem lately. Aside from trying to clean everything thoroughly and chasing down the little b-words with a spatula, I decided to draw mean pictures of them to bring them down emotionally. We're [THIS CLOSE] to victory, my friends. bah ha ha ha.

Say Wha?