Wednesday, June 29, 2011

Bumbling

Billy the bison loved to ride bikes, but bikes did not love him. They would bend and break under the burden of his belly, and he'd fall with a boom and a bang.

Wednesday, June 22, 2011

bernieee !!!

aside from the grotesqueries and of course yoda... this is an interpretation of an event that occurred on the train yesterday morning . it was inspired by "bernie" the local hobo.

the dialogue, however, is verbatim as i remember it :|


8:35 AM

(OS) WELL WHAT YOU REALLY WANNA DO!!!...

(OS) ...I MEAN ANYONE CAN MAKE A MOVIE...

...ANYONE WITH A VIDEO CAMERA CAN SHOOT...

...THE BLAIR WITCH PROJECT!!! ITS NOT LIKE YOU HAVE BE....

... REESE WITHERSPOON FROM VANITY FAIR!!!...





(train braking)





(OS) next stop. S-T-double D's



ps. "bernie" is a name i settled on and not his actual name


Sunday, June 19, 2011

Stupid fruit flies.

I've had a fruit fly infestation problem lately. Aside from trying to clean everything thoroughly and chasing down the little b-words with a spatula, I decided to draw mean pictures of them to bring them down emotionally. We're [THIS CLOSE] to victory, my friends. bah ha ha ha.